I like this quote from the Sky Sports Magazine advert:
“If you want to drive like a maniac, beat someone up, fire guns, punch a man in the head, shower naked with a group of men … you can. Just tell them it’s sport.”
Can you add anything else to this list?
How about:
Dress up in lycra…
Photo: scoop.co.nz
Or a nappy…
Photo: freakingnews.com
Or a tux…
Photo: snooker.org
Wear pink shoes, a pink shirt and a pink hat (at the same time)…
Photo: Ian Poulter from lebloggolf.com
Or sport a beard and mullet and drink beer (as you become world champion)…
At darts!
Photo: tribuneindia.com
Dress like a clown
Photo: www.jasperlionsrodeo.com
Or worse
Photo: pbs.org
Just tell them it’s sport!
Feel free to add your own ideas in the comments below. :-)
love it!! on a serious note if you have excess baggage when checking in for your air nz flight just tell them that its sports equipment and they allow you an extra 10kgs!! but if its a violin or a computer or books they will charge you LOL Air nzs way to help dum down a nation
If you want to vapourise yourself:
http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/laird_hamilton_teahupoo.jpg
Jump off a building
http://digitalfreak.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/04shang5043.JPG
Attempt to fly
http://smartmortgageadvice.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stunt-gone-bad2.jpg
and lastly…Be a Model
http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2007/m12/x30157300068363956.jpg